fate keeps on happening

Breaking Bad: A No-Rough-Stuff-Type Deal

Walt: We have to move our product in bulk. Wholesale. Now, how do we do that?
Jesse: What... do you mean to like... a distributor?
Walt: Yes! Yes, that's what we need. We need a distributor. Now, do you know anyone like that?
Jesse: Yeah. I mean, I used to... until you KILLED him.

Stargate Universe: Subversion

Dr Rush: I just had a very interesting dream.
Colonel Young: Everyone thinks their dreams are interesting. Nobody else cares.

Happy Town: In This Home on Ice

Sheriff Griffin Conroy: I thought that after our talk last week, we had an agreement. What are you still doing in my county?

Merritt Grieves: Oh my goodness. Did you really just utter a version of "this town ain't big enough for the both of us"? How splendid! A man can go his entire life without hearing a sheriff say those words to him.

Jesus, that Sam Neil can play one helluva scary guy.

American Dad: Cops and Roger

Roger: I'm tired of being weak. HELP ME!!

Stan: I've been waiting to hear those words for a long time. I just prayed they'd come from my son and not an alien in a sports bra.

Psych: The Head, the Tail, the Whole Damn Episode

Lassiter: I don't want to throw out five crazy theories, just to get one right. I am a police detective and police detectives do not surmise that banks are knocked over by groups of angry cats with laser beams.

 

Sean: I never said they were angry; they were simply following orders.

Strictly Sexual

This movie got some interesting reviews, so I checked it out on Netflix and it was pretty good!

Stanny: I don't know why there's this myth that women get dependent on men. I mean, every day in America, some guy snaps and kills his girlfriend. They gotta get restraining orders taken out against them all the time. Women never do that. Oh, you think you're immune, pal? Well, brother, you just ain't met the girl you wanna fuckin' kill some day!

 

Simpsons: Boy Meets Curl

Date night... it's the embalming fluid that keeps the mummy of a marriage fresh after the heart and brain have been pulled out through the nose.

It appears that Team Sweden will clinch the goal and they are over the moon with joy.
Swedish Curling Team: Joy is but the shadow pain casts.

Another one from American Dad!: A Jones for a Smith

Roger: Stan, do you have any idea how dangerous it is to go downtown and buy crack? You could've bought from me, right here in the house!
Francine: Roger, you're not being helpful.

Roger: Did you really expect me to be?

American Dad!: A Jones for a Smith

Do you sometimes feel irritable, restless, uneasy, sad, normal or just plain not-high? Maybe it's time to try crack.

Crack may cause shivers, night terrors, gay-for-pay, heart palpitations, homicidal paranoia or the sensation that you're on fire. Peeing blood and seeing friends' faces as talking skeletons are possible side effects of crack.

People who use crack may also experience 5-7 years in prison where brutal raping may occur. If you experience one or more of these side effects, consult your dealer. You may need more crack.

Crack. Isn't it time you see what all the fuss is about?

The Endless Night: A Valentine to Film Noir

On opening night of Noir City, we saw this beautiful tribute to film noir by Serena Bramble, a student at Santa Rosa Junior College. Yes, that's right... SRJC... right here in beautiful Sonoma county. I got a kick out of being at the Castro in the city, watching a tribute created right here at home.