February 01, 2010

American Dad!: A Jones for a Smith

Do you sometimes feel irritable, restless, uneasy, sad, normal or just plain not-high? Maybe it's time to try crack.

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Crack may cause shivers, night terrors, gay-for-pay, heart palpitations, homicidal paranoia or the sensation that you're on fire. Peeing blood and seeing friends' faces as talking skeletons are possible side effects of crack.

People who use crack may also experience 5-7 years in prison where brutal raping may occur. If you experience one or more of these side effects, consult your dealer. You may need more crack.

Crack. Isn't it time you see what all the fuss is about?

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Feb 1, 2010 11:27:06 PM | film, quotes

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